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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
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Animals mostly prefer tights over leggings #animalfacts http://t.co/iyjWtWEe0i
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
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Dogs can't play leapfrog by rules #animalfacts http://t.co/ltklHD1ep0
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
Book "How to lose 10lb in a week" #BadShowerGifts
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
Toy music set #BadShowerGifts
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
DNA test certificate #BadShowerGifts
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
A card with the words: "If you don't succeed with this one, you can always have one more" and a couple of broke condoms #BadShowerGifts
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
Bella's nose is fake #DisneyGossip
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
Jafar has joined ISIS #DisneyGossip
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2015
'@sofarrsogud @hashtagshowcase for Rapunzel'
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2015
"I have nothing to wear" doesn't work here #AstronautProblems
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2015
"I have nothing to wear" doesn't work here #AstronautProblems @midnight
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2015
#IWishMySmartphoneCould not fall everytime I drink
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2015
#IWishMySmartphoneCould fall and not scratch
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
If I were a superhero I`d have an X-ray vision. If you know what I mean #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
If I were a superhero I would love to eat, and eat, and eat, and never gain any weight #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero @andrewdrew_s
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
I wear my pants underneath my trousers #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/TKP3hEss1Z
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
Superheroes wear uncomfortable suits #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2015
cause Im strong independent woman #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/lGPCzp3iHa
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@danageezus   ·  12 Apr 2015
#ThereIsNoSexyWayTo dance gangnam style
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@danageezus   ·  12 Apr 2015
#ThereIsNoSexyWayTo pass a colonoscopy
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@danageezus   ·  12 Apr 2015
Baby, Husho-brown #BreakfastPopSongs
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@danageezus   ·  12 Apr 2015
Baby, hush-brown #BreakfastPopSongs
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